Apparently plastic surgeons aren't making enough money augmenting anyone with an A-cup or a few wrinkles, so now they're getting into publishing children's books. Dr. Michael Salzhauer has written the children's book "My Beautiful Mommy" (pictured above) to help children understand what happens when their mother has plastic surgery. My favorite line is when the mom says to her child that she "won't look different, just prettier." Seriously - I absolutely cannot believe this book exists or that apparently so many people need it to help their children through all their cosmetic procedures! What a bunch of messed up kids they'll be - maybe that generation will be so emotionally scarred from seeing mom all bandaged up from plastic surgery that they'll decide to go back to being 100% natural. We can only hope right?!
2 comments:
How about one called "Mommy's Meth Mouth?"
I'm going to have to make a book like this just to help our children cope with the many hairstyles of Janelle.
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